"Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil"

William Shakespeare (via bestsmistake)

(Source: whitegirlgrant, via ismelldestiel)

  • Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
  • Me: no
  • Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser

"If you ask a Mexican child in the first grade ‘why the hell are you eating a taco’ he’s going to go home and ask for a peanut butter sandwich."

My professor on losing your identity as a kid (via lasfloresdemayo)

(via from-student-to-teacher)